Horrified onlookers gaped in horror today as the grin on the face of triumphant UKIP leader Nigel Farage spread so wide it severed his cranium from his jaw.
One witness said: "It was horrible. And he got killed too."
Prime Minister David Cameron said: "This is a loss for British politics. But, when all most of us get is the occasional smirk of satisfaction, let us be thankful and treasure the memory of his joyous smile in that moment before his brains hit the floor."