The BBC announced that they will be remaking their 1970s hit prison comedy Porridge, with an all-star cast.
“All our presenters and entertainers over the age of 55 have signed up” said a BBC spokesgenderneutral. “We have even coaxed a couple of our over 80s out of retirement.”
“To differentiate it from the 1970s series, we are using an edgy ‘reality’ format. There will be less comedy, and more anal sex”.
Ronnie Barker offered no comment on the new series.