Prince Charles was today said to be 'deliriously happy' when he heard that the Queen is to abdicate.
He was seen rushing round the gardens at Highgrove House in his underwear shouting 'At last! She's gone! Yes, yes yes!!Who's the f***ing king now! Here comes King Charles! Call the demolition squad - I want Buckingham Palace knocked down and turned into an organic garden because I can do what the f*** I like now! Party on, dudes!'
Courtiers were seen drawing straws to see who would tell him that the person abdicating is actually the Queen of the Netherlands.