The UK was today thrown into a confused slanging match today as local elections loomed.
‘Top’, old, saggy jawed, politicians appeared on tv and used words like ‘clowns’, ‘fruitcakes’, ‘fucking liar’, ‘dickhead’.
One pensioner said: “I haven’t talked to a human for 7 years, thanks for calling round. Yor leaflet will come in very handy as toilet paper, not. FUCK OFF and don’t come calling again!”
But for whom will this pensioner vote?
In private, politicians were looking at each other as if to say ‘what the fuck is going on, it’s not the gravy train it used to be, let’s get out of here.’
The party who promises to scrap Trident may yet be the biggest electoral winners.