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PluckyMunky

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MrChigleysAunt

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Butter fingered man lays on quite a spread.

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MrChigleysAunt

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Sausage fingered man grilled by police.

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ramblesnake

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Light fingered man turns himself on

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Zadok the second

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Green fingered man lacks experience

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Lead footed man takes up jogging.

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Ostsee

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Man with rose-coloured spectacles breeds dandelions.

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MrChigleysAunt

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Sticky fingered child sprouts twigs and leaves.

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Zadok the second

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Heavy-hearted man sinks to bottom of swimming pool.

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ramblesnake

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Man with cauliflower ear wins first prize at East Ham flower and produce show.
(The Beezer, Oct 1958)

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Ostsee

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Strawberry blonde gets cream all over.

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Milk maid ice cream.

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ramblesnake

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Man with cleft chin always have somewhere to rest chopsticks.
(Ancient Chinese proverb)

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Red handed man caught painting garage door cerise.

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Zadok the second

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Tongue-tied man defends meaty neckware.

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Man with chip on shoulder looking for fish.

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MrChigleysAunt

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Man with a glint in his eye, looking for gold.

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ramblesnake

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Man with flared nostrils has absolutely no fashion sense.

Six foot man re-classified as insect.

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MrChigleysAunt

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Ramblesnake, I love the flared nostrils.

Man with hooked nose, looking for fish.

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MrChigleysAunt

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Man with Roman nose seeks archaeologist.
Man with crooked smile pulls cork.
Man with peeling skin has zest for life.

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Scroat

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Toffee-nosed man attracts wasps.
Man with feet of clay makes mess on carpet.

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curry muncher

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Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day

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MrChigleysAunt

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Pigeon-toed man ruffles a few feathers.

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MrChigleysAunt

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Po-faced man gets diarrhoea.

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curry muncher

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Bow-legged man seeks quiver.

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curry muncher

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Cock-eyed woman welcome

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Scroat

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Cack-handed man's fingers smell revolting...

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Scroat

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Glass gypsy seeks crystal balls

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PluckyMunky

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I think the special prize should go to Mr Priest, for: "Tongue-tied man defends meaty neckware."

"Meaty neckware" still makes me snortle.

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