The long running case spearheaded by omnipresent supreme being, God, against Lucifer Morningstar, more commonly known as Satan, has failed in its big to overturn a heavenly court ruling that he should be cast down from Heaven and forced to spend the rest of enternity in Hell, as punishment for his sins and general naughtiness.
The heavenly court is the highest judicial court in paradise, but much of its decisions have to account for rulings passed down from the EU and the European convention on angelic rights. God has been seeking extradition proceedings for 2 years now, but has been thwarted by what the almighty calls 'pesky Brussels red tape' yet again.
The heavenly court ruling confirms the legal position that Satan might come to harm if he were to be sent to Hell, there have been reports of many burnings, whippings, and ironic punishments, all of which could be classified as torture.
God has avowed not to give up however, and it is understood that a contract promising everyone that Hell is 'indeed a pleasant and homely place, a lawful land of wise and kind people and therefore a fit place to send any angel who thinks they know better than me' or that if it turns out not to be the case that 'everyone will have forgotten all about Lucifer anyway and will agree that I was probably just moving in mysterious ways (e.g. right about this) all along'.