America’s National Rifle Association has added bombs to its list of weapons which every American should have the Constitutional right to own.
“Until now there really hasn’t been anywhere for the recreational bomber to associate with like-minded Americans”, said an NRA spokesman. “The tragedy of Boston was that only the bad guys had bombs. If those boys had known that passers-by could blow them up, maybe they’d have thought twice about attacking our great nation. And it needn’t stop with bombs. If only the Federal Government has access to anthrax, how can ordinary Americans fight back? We need bioterror weapons in every neighborhood.
“An armed society is a polite society. A society with bombs and anthrax would be, like, really polite”.