Woke up here 4 days ago, without any panties. Which was a relief, I can tell you, since I never wear them. Couldn't find my way out, so I joined. Next thing I knew I had posted something in the writers' room and everyone was so kind.
(4 1/2 stars? I'm thinking you all peeked, so you knew about the panties thing.)
Honestly can't remember how I got here, and it's only been 4 days. (Seriously, is there something in the water?)
I still can't find my way out.