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New car breakdown service for gays launched - Green Fag

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Started 4 years ago by John Wiltshire
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John Wiltshire

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Posted 4 years ago #
fink

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This is why people set up other comedy websites, if you ask me.

Posted 4 years ago #
blacklesbianandproudofit

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pink surely?

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Bourbon

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Hi John, not sure if you are aware, but use of the word 'Fag' is highly insulting. As is referring to homosexuals as 'gays' in such a sweeping way. you wouldn't target 'the blacks', 'the asians', 'the camel jockeys'. I think sickapedia may prefer your work.

Posted 4 years ago #
dvo4fun

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FFS John

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monkeyrepublic

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The more you guys comment on this one, the longer it stays at the top of the list. Best buried, I think.

Have you seen my one, currently sinking towards the forgotten depths of page 2? It's only offensive to Junior Transport Minister, Norman Baker.

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Bourbon

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Is that how it works? I'll try not to put this back at the top then.

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Tripod

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D'oh...

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monkeyrepublic

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FOOLS!

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Bourbon

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Stop it Monkeyrepublic, you did it again

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monkeyrepublic

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And still, none of you b*ggers has looked at my post. It may not be funny but it is largely inoffensive. Surely that's worth a star and a half?

I don't mean to sound needy or anything.

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Bourbon

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I did look. Now look at what you made me do

Posted 4 years ago #
Oxbridge

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Surely it would be exclusive to inexperienced, environmentally aware homosexualists anyway?

[That one on the hook on the right - thanks, bye...]

Posted 4 years ago #
Bourbon

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There you go John, you have just been given a comedy lesson from Oxbridge. There is nothing I can do to make you feel worse than you probably do now

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monkeyrepublic

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This is just getting silly, now. We have to stop pushing this weak, bigoted post to the top.

Are you quite sure you looked at the right one, Bourbon? Because surely you'd have left a witty comment and given a few stars if you'd looked.

Posted 4 years ago #
sponge finger

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Monkey - who yer calling buggers? <puts on leatherette hat>

Posted 4 years ago #
sigmund

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This post is really offensive to those of us who are only slightly cheerful. Oops.

Posted 4 years ago #
Bravenewmalden

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Gays prefer the RAC anyway.

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sponge finger

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Alcoholics perfer the AA

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Bravenewmalden

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The RAC thing only works if you say it out loud in a weird way, and even then it doesn't work at all. And is offensist.

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Squudge

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who are you calling offensist?

Posted 4 years ago #
custard cream

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surely it wood be environmental gays?

Posted 4 years ago #
nickb

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let's not encourage this guy by keeping on posting here.

Posted 4 years ago #
AReader

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Better out than in.

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Tripod

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let's not encourage this guy by keeping on posting here.

Let's not be too hasty...

Posted 4 years ago #
LensCap

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Monkeyman, just seen yours and on the whole I prefer John's.

Posted 4 years ago #
charlies_hat

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Witless thoughtless idiocy.

Posted 4 years ago #
Titus

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Can't see what's wrong. Surely homosexuals are entitled to heve their cars recovered just like normal people are?

Posted 4 years ago #
rob box

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Did I just wake up in 1973 ?

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Bourbon

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Titus, would you use the 'N' word as a pun punchline to describe service for black people. If you answer no, then that is what's wrong with this. If you would, then it would take too long to explain.

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