Yesterday, Prime Minister Cameron and his family were moved to a Peckham council tower block, on the orders of the Queen, as Tory cuts began to bite. The monarch was sorry it had to happen, but thought that the Cameron's would soon be on 'borrowing cups of sugar terms' with their new council tower block neighbours and have regular chin-wags with them, especially after Mr Cameron's long day in Parliament.
In addition, the Sun Newspaper's political correspondents had a whip-round to fix the broken lift in the tower block in order to save Mr Cameron legs; afterwards, to a man, saying that 'it was the Sun that dun it.'