The US Government has unveiled its newest weapon against the perceived threat of nuclear North Korea - Tiger Woods. A Defence Department spokesman said "Tiger is unhindered by the rules that govern the actions of mortal men and is therefore the perfect candidate to combat the forces of Darkness wherever we say they exist. Wait until you see Tiger in action. You won't believe what he can get away with."
Untouchable Tiger Woods Tasked With Disarming North Korea.
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Appropriate as Kim thingammyjig's dad was the greatest golfer of all time. It's just a shame that their isolationist policies prevented him from showing his talents on a wider stage.
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