A local man is hopeful today of finally getting laid after letting a pretty girl in at a busy junction near the library where he works.
“She definitely smiled at me”, said the man. “And she was driving quite an old car, which should increase her gratitude for reasons I can’t quite articulate”.
A psychologist commented “Unfounded optimism about sexual opportunities keeps the wheels of society moving. It’s the basis for all the oriental dating agencies advertising on sites like NewsBiscuit. I mean, they’re showing Koreans now, for pity sake. Do they think all aspiring comedy writers are so desperate they don’t mind if the girl’s radioactive?