Just watching BBC's Final Score - who's the guy with the plucked eyebrows and really bad hair colour? Thought I'd tuned into a Danny La Rue tribute show.
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Neil Warnock, or Gabby Logan
Just been on Twitter and yes, it's Neil Warnock - he's caused quite a stir with people saying it's not a good look...or words to that effect.
So, any tips anyone for staying young and beautiful without fear of redicule?
(Cough) Not that I'm in need of any help at the moment...
Nah, be old, distinguished and cool.
Old codger is the new trendy, as we hep cats say, Daddio.
Being young is for dumb kids who don't know any better. Corduroy beats denim and grey hair (or none) beats green (or pony tails of any colour).
You children trying desperately to be trendy will have to face the embarrassment of looking back and seeing how absurd you looked. We won't.
Anyway, can't stay here chatting, Matron says it's time for my medication.
The only 'older man' I know who looks cool with long hair is me.
There's another example to prove my point. See that munter reflected in the M&S window?
Strange though, he seems to be wearing the same clothes as me
Munter? just Googled and the term is most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.
Newsbiscuit Make Over Appeal:
Please send donations to the Nice Admin Lady to help dvo in his hour of need. Any spare dosh could then be allocated to fellow biscuiteers with other body dysmorphic disorders...
maybe he meant 'mullet' (unsure of the style of long locks)
Neil Warnock is usually called Colin in football circles. It's an anagram, I'm sue you can work out the remaining letters.
Alan Hansen freaks me out the most - eyebrows, male grooming, catalogue-man presence
he has it all
For those of you who missed it.
At least he's keeping Sheffield's steel manufacturing going with the production of tweezers - unlike the England ladies squad.
Now, must check out Alan Hansen...
it is a bit early for this sort of thing
this one is even better
speechless - Dick I think you are out in front by a whisker
Haha - wouldn't be the first time Squudge ;o)
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