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   Dick Everyman
   

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   Just watching BBC's Final Score - who's the guy with the plucked eyebrows and really bad hair colour? Thought I'd tuned into a Danny La Rue tribute show.

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   godly1966
   

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   Neil Warnock, or Gabby Logan

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Dick Everyman
   

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   Just been on Twitter and yes, it's Neil Warnock - he's caused quite a stir with people saying it's not a good look...or words to that effect.

   So, any tips anyone for staying young and beautiful without fear of redicule?

   (Cough) Not that I'm in need of any help at the moment...

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Titus
   

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   Nah, be old, distinguished and cool.

   Old codger is the new trendy, as we hep cats say, Daddio.

   Being young is for dumb kids who don't know any better. Corduroy beats denim and grey hair (or none) beats green (or pony tails of any colour).

   You children trying desperately to be trendy will have to face the embarrassment of looking back and seeing how absurd you looked. We won't.

   Anyway, can't stay here chatting, Matron says it's time for my medication.

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   dvo4fun
   

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   The only 'older man' I know who looks cool with long hair is me.

   There's another example to prove my point. See that munter reflected in the M&S window?

   Strange though, he seems to be wearing the same clothes as me

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Dick Everyman
   

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   Munter? just Googled and the term is most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

   Newsbiscuit Make Over Appeal:

   Please send donations to the Nice Admin Lady to help dvo in his hour of need. Any spare dosh could then be allocated to fellow biscuiteers with other body dysmorphic disorders...

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Squudge
   

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   maybe he meant 'mullet' (unsure of the style of long locks)

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Backup Brian
   

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   Neil Warnock is usually called Colin in football circles. It's an anagram, I'm sue you can work out the remaining letters.

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   sponge finger
   

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   Alan Hansen freaks me out the most - eyebrows, male grooming, catalogue-man presence

   he has it all

   Posted 7 months ago #
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    Dick Everyman
    

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    For those of you who missed it.

    At least he's keeping Sheffield's steel manufacturing going with the production of tweezers - unlike the England ladies squad.

    Now, must check out Alan Hansen...

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Squudge
    

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    it is a bit early for this sort of thing
    

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    sponge finger
    

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    <hurls breakfast>

    this one is even better
    

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Squudge
    

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    speechless - Dick I think you are out in front by a whisker

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Dick Everyman
    

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    Haha - wouldn't be the first time Squudge ;o)

    Posted 7 months ago #

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