The 'Super Fox' has thumbs so it can turn keys and open doors and windows at night. Originally escaped from a research lab breeding more cunning foxes for the hunt they now form organised gangs in some towns. A security spokesman said its understood the lab has received funding from Iran.
Genectically Modified Foxes Terrorise Town.
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It has claws as big as cups;
It has four ears, two for listening and two "are sort of back-up ears". Some might be on the inside of its head;
It has a retractable leg so it "can leap up at you better";
It has magnets on its tail, so "if you're made out of metal, it can attach itself to you";
It lights up at night;
It has a tremendous fear of stamps;
Its yawn sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel;
It has no mouth, but instead has four arses;
It only has eyebrows on Saturdays;
It lives "on the place where there should be moors";
The locals think it is some sort of giant fox;
It makes a "terrible howling noise";
It is the size of a jaguar [the cat not the car];
It has got big white teeth, as sharp as knives;
/Stops ripping off Father Ted
Shouldn't that be "Gay Genetically Modified Immigrant Foxes Terrorise Our Towns"?
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