A buried Baroness Thatcher will, in a million years, most probably be mined as a lump of anthracite.
Dr John Gormley of Oxford University's Department of Geology and an expert on recycled deceased prime ministers, said that if one discounted Baroness Thatcher's 'iron lady' claim, 'she is in all likelihood composed of organic material which, in combination with other primitive flora and fauna, would in millions of years produce a lump of coal large enough to keep a home fire burning for an evening'.
'The Lady will be literally for burning,' Dr Gormley said, who also predicted that Tony Blair will one day be a barrel of Iraq oil.
