Sir Paul McCartney today topped a list of musicians no-one wants to hear any more.
A spokesman for The Times, which compiles the annual list, said: 'Let's face it, he can't sing any more, so it's a real embarrassment when he arrives somewhere, thumbs up, and says "Right - where do we plug in?" People have to pretend there's a power cut.'
Also on the list are Sir Tom Jones, who really can't get anywhere near the high notes any more; Eric Clapton, who is and always has been terminally boring; Sir Cliff Richard, because of who he is; Phil Collins, who is so 80s and not in a good way; Coldplay, as they are so up themselves it's painful to watch; Madonna, who should be playing old folks homes by now; U2 (see Phil Collins); and The Rolling Stones, who will be shot the next time they attempt to perform in public.
Sir Paul McCartney tops 'You want to play?? That's rich!' list
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Sir Paul McCartney today topped a list of musicians no-one wants to hear any more.Posted 2 years ago #
Paul McC puts me in mind of a Dr Who monster whenever he gets on stage. Horrid liquid alien poured inside skin that might not hold much longer, wearing nipple-skimming too thin cashmere sweaters over his horridness.
...and that is before he tries to sing.Posted 2 years ago #
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