Men have told feminists to shut up and listen to them on gender equality. Men have decided that women now have full equality and asking for any more concessions is, basically, sexist.
An extraordinary attack on President Barack Obama in the United State this past week led to the issuing of the brave statement. Making an address about the California attorney general, Kamla Harris, a considerate President made sure that the world knew this woman is easy on the eyes. After being credited for his politeness the President would have been shocked when it turns out women folk hate compliments now.
Speaking for Move It [a]Long Feminists or M.I.L.F. Dave Balls said, ‘You’d think the bird would appreciate the leader of the free world complimenting her like that. I was shocked when he apologised, I wouldn’t have done, I’d try to get her in a three way with Michelle.’
‘It’s getting out of hand the amount of power birds have nowadays. Fair dues, back in the day, they had it tough, but everything has swung in their favour now. Look at the balance of power in America now, if you exclude the Presidency, the Vice-Presidency, the Speaker of the House, the Senate Majority and Minority leader, the majority in the House and in the Senate they control the lot now.’
The female leader of Men I’d Like to Forcibly Stab or M.I.L.F.S. said, ‘It is great to see that President Obama has apologised for his mistake. It brings creditability to our cause when a world leader, especially one as handsome as Barack, recognises it.’