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'Conscience Money Boxes' to be put in houses of parliament

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PluckyMunky

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Lords and members encouraged to 'take what money they need, according to their consciences'. The boxes will be topped up half-hourly.

'Now that we have made sleaze a thing of the past,' said David Cameron, 'it is time for us to treat Lords and members with the respect they deserve as honest, principled and unselfish people'.

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Ostsee

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I think I will take up my seat in the Lords now things are getting more reasonable.

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sauce

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Hear, hear, wot!

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QorbeQ

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You appear to have perked up somewhat Pluckmeister.

The idea of a Commons 'honesty box' is cracking -- make more of it?

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PluckyMunky

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Thank you, Mr Q, I am a bit better now. I've never really written longer, satirical pieces and still on the one-liners. I will think about it, 'tho, thanks! Plucky. xxx

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