Coalition cabinet members have privately admitted that no-one has told Mrs Thatcher that she's died. "I don't think she'll take it very well." It's understood that someone has slipped a note into her coffin.
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Cabinet members "too nervous" to tell Thatcher she's dead
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Too short though.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Coalition cabinet members have privately admitted that no-one has told Mrs Thatcher that she's died. One nervous minister said, "I don't think she'll take it very well. I met her a couple of years ago and asked if she missed being prime minister and I experienced 10 minutes of ranting followed by a shout of 'release the flying monkeys' luckily, they turned out to be cats with cardboard wings, so I was able to escape."
It's understood that someone has slipped a note into her coffin.
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