President Obama today announed that the US will send every available bomber to North Korea this afternoon.
At a press conference he said:'There has been some misunderstanding and doubts about America's intentions. We've sent Stealth bombers and warships which might or might not have meant that our intetions were hostile, and poor little fat boy Kim Jong Un was unstandably a bit confused about what we were up to.
'So just to make things quite clear, we're going to carpet bomb the entire place and leave it a nuclear waste unfit for human habitation for the next ten thousand years. It will make the Gobi Desert look like downtown Manhatten. We've got shedloads of bombs we've been storing for years, and an airforce of psychos who just love bombing things - they'll even make do with the enemy if there aren't any innocent civilians around. Fortunately this is not the case in North Korea - the place is crawling with civilians, so our boys will have the time of their lives.
'Let's see how long the Eternal Leader lasts after we've dropped several tons of nuclear explosives on him.'