Thousands of people who innocently responded to questions from pollsters about welfare benefits reform are reportedly horrified and distressed at finding themselves in agreement with Chancellor George Osborne who has claimed to be 'in tune' with voters.
'I'm disgusted,' said Jessie Williams. 'When those clipboard people asked me if I agreed with reform of the benefit system, they didn't tell me I'd be classed with that twat Osborne if I said I supported reform.
'Now I've definitely changed my mind. I don't want to be associated with that horrible man who reduced taxes for millionaires. burned down his house, and killed six young children,' Miss Williams guardedly told a man from MORI.