After seemingly having come to believe his own marketing, Canadian teen pop-let Justin Bieber announced on Twitter yesterday that he is in fact the incarnated son of the Lord Almighty.
@justinbieber Yes, its true. #I AM LOVE. JUST BELIEB!
An increasingly erratic Bieber has recently been heard calling on fans to ‘Believe! For the end is nigh!’ and his onstage performances, where thousands of adoring fans are whipped into an ecstatic frenzy, have become increasingly religious in tone, with Bieber recently officiating over a mass wedding of ‘Beliebers’ in Croydon.
@justinbieber SO MUCH LOVE FOR THE FANS. you are always there for me and I will always be there for you. ETERNAL DAMNATION TO EVERYONE ELSE! XXX
One newly wed, Becky, 14 from Stockton on Tees, said, “I always knew he was special. But now that he’s said he’s the Son of God, it all just makes sense. Like, just look at his skin. It’s so clear.”
@justinbieber BELIEBERS! I AM TOTALLY ROCKING THIS TUNIC AND SANDALS LOOK! LOL