Jed Clampett, A poor mountaineer, has been the latest target of BP bosses who claimed it was his reckless "shootin for some food" that caused what can only be described as a slick of "bubblin" crude.
Mr Clampett responded to allegations by issuing this statement to the press "I can barely keep my family fed and so I often have to go out a-huntin and a-fishin'"
The kin folk have urged Jed and his family to pack up their truck and head for Beverly Hills, famed for its swimming pools and movie stars, to pursue the talk show circuit of the ordeal.