Disney executives have admitted the company is seriously considering a ten-figure offer from a major porn company for the entire Snow White and Seven Dwarfs brand "with complete rights to amend, alter, extend or modify the story in any way deemed artistically or commercially appropriate". Company Vice-President Nathan Zome admits that the famous children's fairy tale is getting a hard time from the more worldly youngsters of today. "We have had sarcastic emails from ten-year-olds asking us if we really expect them to think everything is as innocent as it seems in the story", he says.
Meanwhile, Jeff Keggs, of Keggthrust Entertainment Inc, which is making the offer, says, "Young girl, bitchy mature woman, seven dwarfs, glass coffin - this story is just so good it's totally wasted as family entertainment. The scope for exploitation for erotic purposes is just too good to pass up. We could really breathe new life into the whole thing".
And 3ft 2in porn actor Tony Giles, is also enthusiastic about the idea. He has appeared in 120 sex films but feels he'll never become a household name unless he's associated with some major brand. "The Snow White story would be just right for someone like me", he says, "without a break like this, I'll be shooting yet another straight-to-DVD midget flick when I'm 60".