Concerns have been raised by hard-core prison vigilantes about exactly how they'll manage to successfully knock convicted child-killer Mick Philpott's teeth out.
"When we get nonces on the wing," one said. "We usually either get them in the showers or steam into their cells and smash the fuckers in the face with a heavy metal bar, knocking all their teeth out. In Philpott's case it looks like some jammy bastard has beaten us to it."
Involuntary tooth extraction has traditionally been the first step in introducing nonsense offenders to the joys of prison beatings. It is thought by officials that prison vigilantes will bypass this step in Philpott's case and progress straight on into face slashing, stabbing, and repeated serious kickings mode.
"He'll get what's coming to him, don't you fucking worry your head about that." - This information coming in the form of a rolled up hand written note extracted from a tube which had probably been secreted up someone's arse and smuggled out. - "And putting him in segregation won't save his arse. We'll just start a riot and burn the whole fucking lot to the ground. With that loathesome cunt in it."
