At first, restaurant owner, Wong Lee wrongly accused the bull of being drunk. "No but it's an easy mistake-a to make-a" said the now very red bull in an oddly Italian accent, for some reason. "Normally it would have been a china shop for sure but sometimes you just don't give a toss and go for the next best thing instead. When you see red, it can all go udders up. You could even say that, in my case, it was quite a large cock-up"
Last night, government vets were dismissing this as a cock and bull theory, pointing to the more obvious energy drink link. Lord Spooner of the Isle of Wight, a local resident, remarked only that "farmer Ted Rodgers, from the hall smolding next-door, had since led some shite on matters.