I am certain that it is a direct or implied insult to me. The insults are only clear when I employ the "Bible Code" or various Masonic cabbalsitic crapola elucidated in the novels of Dan Brown. So, stop it, cnuts!
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Quite humid today, wasn't it?
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Frankly moist.
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Positively monsoon-like here.
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Desperately dripping.
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Rain, I Know, Kept On Raining. Some Unnecessarily Constant Killer Showers. Alright Soon, Sunshine.
I don't know what Rikkor is talking about.
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Rikkor, shut the fuck up.
(Was that oblique enough, hon?)
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More bloody attention seeking.
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Damn fine looking GSD!
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What are you on about? Jeez, your paranoia knows no bounds! Just remember that not everything written on this site pertains to you. So, just chill out, and as the Romans once said, "Eid tsum rokkir."
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See now part of me really wants to know what the Bible Code is, but not enough that I can be arsed to Google it.
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Newsbiscuit is as good as google. The bible code, as Rikkor alludes, is similar to crapola and brown shite. There is a whole load of bollox about equidistant letter spacing producing messages of prophecy. Someone has even written a book on it. I have some software running at the moment looking for a convincing number sequence in any of the texts for "Tithe your monies to Andhrimnir for he is the chosen one's mate on earth." Which, oddly enough is in plain text in the book of Rita, but as you know the vatican are still sat on that one.
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The apocryphal "Book of Rita" has some very fine recipes in it, no matter what the raging theological debates surrounding its autenticity eventually decide.
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The Book of Rita is not to be confused with the book of Raffle tickets, which remains unfinished, although it sold enough to help fix the church roof.
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If they took all the raffle ticket stubs and those left over, they could make an entire church roof!
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BTW, the day you all complained it rained, 12 houses in the UK collapsed in a mudslide. They were houses of the desperately poor and...well. There you are: shit happens.
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See! Needed more raffle ticket stubs!
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They should never have built their houses on a muddy slide.
I'm sure there's something in the bible about that...Posted 2 years ago # -
You are thinking of Mississippi Mud Pie, Jeni.
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Ah, I knew I'd gotten mixed up somewhere...
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Whoever added "shining wit" to the tags is a genius.
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