US gun lobby the NRA has backed North Korea's drive to perfect nuclear missiles, arguing that they the Second Amendment applies to them just as much as dumb rednecks and disillusioned schoolkids.
Their statement follows an attack on a High School in Kentucky yesterday, when police officers were called to South Pringlebury High School just after midday following reports that a small despotic dictator had opened fire on the school with a small arsenal of nuclear weapons. The dictator was later identified as being North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, who was probably bullied at a completely different school for being an oddball and social outcast, although this is entirely unconfirmed.
'Although it pains me to say it' confirmed President Obama, 'it has repeatedly been proven by our Constitution that we all have the right to run amok in a school, killing and threatening the lives of others. It would be difficult to distinguish between disturbed individuals and communist powers without appearing racist, so instead of trying to persuade them to stop their armaments programme we're going to listen to the NRA and arm teachers with nuclear missiles to combat the risk.'