A police officer from Norfolk is suing a petrol station owner for having real sand in a bucket that was intended for putting out pretend fires.
A letter from solicitors Patterson & Fuckwits claimed the fire-bucket should have been full of brightly coloured confetti bits and not real sand and cigarette butts.
The solicitors say PC Coco the Clown injured her left leg on the bucket as she stumbled trying to avoid a jet of water being squirted at her from a large yellow daffodil on the proprietor’s lapel.
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