Lunatic North Briton dictator Alex Salmond said today that North Britain (or “Scotland”, as he insists on referring to it) is in a state of war with South Britain. Korean leader Kim Jong Un has tried to play down the tension, and has even offered to act as an arbitrator.
“There are so many similarities with my own country. We have the demilitarized zone – a toxic wasteland in which no human can survive. You have the M62. We have a continuous stream of bonkers propaganda. You have Braveheart. I even suspect that the Scots might be speaking Korean; it certainly isn’t English”.