The 2013th anniversary of Jesus of Nazareth getting banged up for a crime he didn't do is to be marked with massive sales of confectionary that is so appalling that the EC refuses to recognise it as chocolate.
[I'll come back to this. It's a work in progress]
Jesus Not Guilty Verdict
Finger of suspicion points at us
Some catholics have confessed to other sinners
Those 'prison cell' confessions are rarely admissable as evidence
We may never know who done the sins
Probably asylum seekers. Or Daily Mail readers, depending on who you like to scapegoat for all the sins of the world.