A Channel 5 documentary due to be aired tonight has been criticised for putting a stain on the reputation of Billy Bum-Cheek, also known as 'the boy with a bum for a face'. The documentary team followed Billy around to show how hard life is for those that suffer from rare, harmless but embarrassing 'Fecalfacialtitass' disease, but soon discovered Billy was not like all the other disadvantaged children they usually follow.
"We offered him the token trip to Disneyland Paris, which he accepted, before he then told us that we 'weren't fucking coming'" a producer told us. "He then spent the rest of the documentary smashing our equipment and breathing on us. It really created a shit atmosphere"
We spoke to Mr Bum-Cheek for a comment but he refused, saying only that he feels the documentary team have shown him in a bad light using potty mouthed toilet humour. However, the producer denied this claim saying "Billy's just talking out of his face".