In a desperate move to raise more money. A spokesman explained "We estimate that there is around 17 billion Euros worth of teddys and little pandas, monkeys etc in the arms of our little girls right now. Taking them will of course mean tears but we need the money - its bonus tim - er its to help fund future bailouts". As he sat at a large chrome and glass desk, stroking a white long-haired cat he continued "Once we have sold them on to China we will be rich - Woaaaha-ha-ha-ha!
Eurozone Chiefs to steal cuddly toys from children.
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It becomes understandable why the established writers here have left. Not being vindictive or patronising, but this entry is an insult to anyone who reads it.
It's just awful in every respect. Sorry, but that's an honest opinion.
And why would you feel insulted? unless maybe you LIKE that fatcat-infested horrible democracy-killing, money-theiving bond-vilain style waste of space that is the E-ruddy-U. Hmmm!
So tell us, B P, what do you really think of the EU? Don't keep it to yourself.
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