........ Pope Benedict forced to move into smaller apartment still as Pope Frank announces early move-in to Castel Gandolfo. Just when we thought two popes were one too many, now its three popes are two too many.
A vatican mole reports that it seems likely that, going through the books on taking over, Fank had inadvertently stumbled upon a less than Godly typing error which had resulted in the formation of a new papal banking system some 15 years ago. This had got a little out of hand and had since made it difficult to know what to do with all vast the profits it generated. Paypal has since gone from strength to strength.
More popes soon?