In a state visit to Israel President Obama has expressed dismay at the continual use of missiles in the conflict, saying, 'they are a totally inefficient device of murder.'
Touring the destruction, the President was sadden to discover that there were many survivors valiantly struggling to cling to life. So angered was he at this affront to military domination, the leader of the free world had to be forcefully removed by orderlies after he attempted to smother a 25 year old man with his own pillow during a hospital tour.
A distressed President took to the podium to deliver a heartfelt speech, 'coming here, seeing all these people, it makes me realize how lucky we are in America to be able to crush our targets with a flick of a switch. We have these things called drones, they're awesome. You could drop a bomb on a fly with one of those suckers, and I did, you know, for shits and giggles. Best thing is that it kills everything in a three mile radius as well. Luckily everybody in that radius were active members of the Taliban, especially that pregnant woman.'
'Missiles too ineffectual at killing to solve problems,' claims Obama.
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In a state visit to Israel President Obama has expressed dismay at the continual use of missiles in the conflict, saying, 'they are a totally inefficient device of murder.'Posted 4 years ago #
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