Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond has revealed that Scotland will go to the polls in October next year to vote upon whether they should commit collective suicide.
‘Autumn is the season for sadness and melancholy,' said Mr Salmond with unusual cheeriness ‘so it seems appropriate that we should choose this date to cut off our life support system and see how long we can breathe on our own before the inevitable.’
‘The national genocide referendum will be decided by a simple majority vote, confirmed Mr Salmond, adding ‘and to avoid accusations of infanticide, we’ve lowered the voting age to allow children to vote too.’
