A survey of over one hundred couples has revealed that despite claims to the contrary, ribbed crisps do not increase intensity of orgasm for either partner. Twelve flavours and three brands were chosen for the study. Flavoured condoms, including Spearmint Rhino and the less popular cheese and onion do have a tiny effect on hunger, although use of condoms as appetite suppressants has been “blown up out of all proportion” the study found.
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Ribbed crisps “do not increase sexual pleasure” says study
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Posted 2 months ago #
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I wonder whether this post started out with some jokes in mind, but then didn't quite come together in the writing. I've done the same myself.
Posted 2 months ago # -
Maybe works as a ticker, but trying to explain makes it too obscure.
Posted 2 months ago # -
Try tuna flavour
Posted 2 months ago # -
not true - I had to give up Walkers Ridges for lent because I was enjoying them too much
Posted 2 months ago # -
Ignore the slightly sarcastic tags, there's a back-story here.
Works as a decent 1-liner, not as a sub, IMO. 4*
Keep at it !Posted 2 months ago # -
Like the idea alot - surely the study would focus on Essex ....
Posted 1 month ago # -
Yes, works as a one liner or could be pumped up into something bigger. Stars.
Although I would beg to differ about the crisps.
Loving the tags too.Posted 1 month ago # -
interesting that the Ed put out a wee warning on troll tags yet you and at least one other copped for a few yesterday.
Still dispute the crisps findings - it must be down to the fetish of the individual. I am not fussed about most varieties, but the Walkers ridges do it for me despite the relentless campaign planting Linnekar into everyones conciousness (perhaps as a form of crispy contraception).
...they brought out a chilli beef version recently ...top shelf item.
Posted 1 month ago # -
Since the accident I can use Hula Hoops.
Good idea, ticker or Nib.
Posted 1 month ago # -
Nice ticker.
Posted 1 month ago # -
what does it all mean?
Posted 1 month ago # -
It's probably best to avoid the nibbles in the chat room
Posted 1 month ago # -
Walkers Smokey Beckham and salt and liniker flavour tasted OK, but I avoided the salted Seamen.
Posted 1 month ago # -
ugh
Posted 1 month ago #
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