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Chancellor picks up Wrong Suitcase and Unveils Cheese Sandwich to the Nation.

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Started 2 months ago by OliverMcPhee
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OliverMcPhee

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Posted 2 months ago #
OliverMcPhee

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Reckon he would have a pack of Sunmaid raisins too...

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Squudge

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and a little packet of iced gems

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Lucy4

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Pardon me for asking but why would you keep a cheese sandwich in a suitcase?

Posted 2 months ago #
custard cream

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Reckon he's got a pack of fags and a Tesco's 'meal deal'

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Lucy4

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It's all right, I think I know the answer. It's because he doesn't like ham isn't it?

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LensCap

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No - he likes ham. He keeps his budget speech in a cool bag.

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Midnight Dreary

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This is really good - why the low stars? Is it an old joke or something? 5* from me, to be rescinded if it turns out to be an old Two Ronnies sketch.

I'm enjoying the tags though - it feels just like my school when they abolished winning.

Posted 2 months ago #
OliverMcPhee

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I must admit that I don't use a suitcase at all... but I fondly remember my fathers suitcase always containing his 'packed lunch' as well as papers... guess he had to put them somewhere!

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Bob

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<delete>Suitcase</delete>
<insert>Briefcase</insert>

Posted 2 months ago #
OliverMcPhee

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Good point Slante!

Not sure how to edit now though

Posted 2 months ago #
Gerontius

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Surely the briefcase would contain lettuce?

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Landfill

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Indeed it would: "I commend this BLT to the house."

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sigmund

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Surely a briefcase would contain underwear?

Posted 2 months ago #
sponge finger

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the budget did seem a bit pants (not that I am an economist)

I like the idea of comparing it to a cheese sandwich though
...perhaps with just a finger of fudge

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