Man trying to order wasp tells butcher, "Well you've got one in your window"
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An old joke (even before Max Miller first told it)...
I thought it was a small child trying to buy a wasp from a pet shop?
(Mind, I am very old.)
Sorry - hadn't come across it before
A man walks into a pet shop and says: “Give me a wasp.” The shopkeeper replies: “We don’t sell wasps.” He says: “There’s one in the window.”
Boom boom. The soldiers used to keep their spirits up with jokes like this in the trenches of Flanders...
"The soldiers used to keep their spirits up with jokes like this in the trenches of Flanders..."
Well, compared with rats, trench foot and getting bayonetted, blown up and disembowelled on barbed wire, such jokes must have been almost bearable.
Can we post old jokes, I've got lots to share....
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