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Man trying to order wasp tells butcher, "Well you've got one in your window"

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Smart Alex

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Posted 3 months ago #
Tripod

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An old joke (even before Max Miller first told it)...

Posted 3 months ago #
Titus

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I thought it was a small child trying to buy a wasp from a pet shop?

(Mind, I am very old.)

Posted 3 months ago #
Smart Alex

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Sorry - hadn't come across it before

Posted 3 months ago #
Tripod

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A man walks into a pet shop and says: “Give me a wasp.” The shopkeeper replies: “We don’t sell wasps.” He says: “There’s one in the window.”

Boom boom. The soldiers used to keep their spirits up with jokes like this in the trenches of Flanders...

Posted 3 months ago #
Titus

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"The soldiers used to keep their spirits up with jokes like this in the trenches of Flanders..."

Well, compared with rats, trench foot and getting bayonetted, blown up and disembowelled on barbed wire, such jokes must have been almost bearable.

Posted 3 months ago #
blacklesbian

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Can we post old jokes, I've got lots to share....

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