The world of sanctimonious lesbianism was turned on its head today when a slightly overweight middle-aged man failed to show any interest whatosever in two firm-breasted horny lesbians he 'walked in on' during a steamy girl-on-girl love-making session at their home.
Phil Taylor, said, "I’d come to read their gas meter and I just walked in as the door was wide open. I could hear them upstairs in the bedroom and I thought I’d better let them know I needed to have a look in the cupboard under their stairs.
"I couldn’t believe it when I clapped eyes on them, they looked like they hadn't had a decent bath in days. I cleared my throat and held up my empty mug hoping one of the lazy gits would get up and offer me a cup of tea but they were too drugged up or whatever. One of them took one look at the cup and told me to f**k off. Charming!
"They were clearly up for it and wanting me to join them, I mean the signs were all there. They knew I was coming to read the meter and they left the door wide open and 'just happened to be in bed together starkers'. Aye right, I've been doing this job a long time and I've seen it all before. Maybe if they were a bit more hospitable and knew the way to a working man's heart I might have done them a favour.
"And another thing, the place stank like Nelson's Dockyard, even the pizza boy who left at the same time as me commented on it."