Troubled 26 year old actress Lindsay Lohan was told by her frustrated Del Air Prosecutor today “You don’t seem to understand, we’re all worried about you, and just want you well again.” To which Li-Lo replied “I’ll tell you what I don’t fucking understand, is being threatened with 90 days inside for smashing up my own fucking Porche! Far from damaging the cement truck I think the bump actually cleaned some of the shit off it.” The Prosecutor advised her to keep off the streets, float around in her pool for a month or so, and have a good hard think about what she’s doing.” Leaving the court she was reported as mumbling “I’m missing Stitch so badly.”
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