NewsBiscuit : Jesus masturbates twice in a row, dubbed the “Second Cumming of Christ”

Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten

Jesus masturbates twice in a row, dubbed the “Second Cumming of Christ”

(17 posts) (11 voices)

Started 6 years ago by Gary Gonads
Latest reply from medici2471

Current rating::

Tags:

Gary Gonads

offline
Member

.

Posted 6 years ago #
Tripod

offline
Member

Did we fight two world wars so that our children can read this kind of filth?

Yes, probably...

Posted 6 years ago #
Gary Gonads

offline
Member

We fought two world wars to give us the freedom to express our different senses of humour.

And let's not be naïve, our children hear and say worse as school.

Posted 6 years ago #
Tripod

offline
Member

I was pullin' ya plonker, Gonads...

Posted 6 years ago #
Paddy Berzinski

offline
Member

Maybe you lampooned the wrong guy. Because this needs a miracle to make it remotely funny. Still, I'm sure He'll forgive you. Although I doubt anybody else will. Ever.

Posted 6 years ago #
Titus

offline
Member

Is Hell, Damnation and Eternal Torment worse or better now that they have installed high-speed internet connection down there?

Posted 6 years ago #
Dickens or Shakespeare

offline
Member

@Gary Gonads: Time you were back at nursery school.

Posted 6 years ago #
Midnight Dreary

offline
Inactive

Can't we have a Facebook-style minimum age of 13 here? It wouldn't hurt, would it?

Posted 6 years ago #
Lucy4

offline
Member

You'd lose half the contributors at a stroke Midnight.

Posted 6 years ago #
Tripod

offline
Member

You'd lose half the contributors at a stroke Midnight.

No problem for me...

Posted 6 years ago #
Midnight Dreary

offline
Inactive

You'd lose half the contributors at a stroke Midnight.

Yup, that's the general idea... :-)

Posted 6 years ago #
Lucy4

offline
Member

Looks like they've gone for the maximum age option.

Posted 6 years ago #
Dawsons creek

offline
Member

I was going to comment on this, but I couldn't think of anything positive to say. At all. Not one thing, it seems to be completely devoid of all merit.

So I won't say anything about it, and hopefully it'll slip into obscurity. I'm sure it won't, though: I'm sure Gary will want to bump it and complain that he's being ignored.

Posted 6 years ago #
bonjonelson

offline
Member

Do you think Gary Gonads is his real name? If it is, it would explain everthing.

Posted 6 years ago #
Tripod

offline
Member

Do you think Gary Gonads is his real name?

Garfield Gonads, if you please...

Posted 6 years ago #
Terry

offline
Member

In fairness there doesn't appear to be any grammatical errors? I always think you have to try to see the good in people, apart from Americans.

Posted 6 years ago #
medici2471

offline
Member

zzzzzzzzzz...

Posted 6 years ago #

RSS feed for this topic

Reply

You must log in to post.