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Married in Scotland by a Jedi you could be

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Started 2 months ago by beau-jolly
Latest reply from Ironduke

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beau-jolly

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Got to be a nib in here!

How many sad bastards are going to go for a May 4th wedding?
Take this woman to be your wife do you?

Posted 2 months ago #
Perks

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In Scotland you say. Is it the old Jedi A or The All New Jedi B

Posted 2 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Expect that, Perks, I did.

Posted 2 months ago #
Perks

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I wasn't going to do it but my fingers seamed to take over and type in their own

Posted 2 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I bet you say that to all the girls.

Posted 2 months ago #
sigmund

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my fingers seamed

Get her to take her tights off first.

Posted 2 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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It's how he makes their toes curl.

Posted 2 months ago #
Perks

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Not sure if you are making me sound like some sort of stud or a TV star from the 70's with some thing to hide

Posted 2 months ago #
Al OPecia

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Will you be appearing under "a television personality in his mid sixties was arrested today in the Home COunties, under the Saville investigation.." headlines?

Posted 2 months ago #
Perks

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I wasn't born until 1980 but feel I am being implicated. Hurry up press regulation that's what I say. Although if I wanted to sue for defamation the only person I know that has any legal training is Jeni, not sure that will work

Posted 2 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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There'd be a conflict of interest before we even got started Perks.

And I've no money, so no point in suing me.

Posted 2 months ago #
Perks

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I don't want money, I just want tomorrows FP to be an extensive apology

Posted 2 months ago #
Smart Alex

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Oh well, Sith happens...

Posted 2 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I would Perks, you know I would.
But just how likely am I to have an FP?

Posted 2 months ago #
Perks

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Ok, I'll accept an NiB.

Oh alright a ticker.

Oh ok then an anonymous apology via tag and a pint

Posted 2 months ago #
Ironduke

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'Sith happens'

Marvellous.

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