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Neat-O March 18th

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Started 2 months ago by Ironduke
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Ironduke

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I thought I'd post the new Neat-O before the media throng makes it down to Cornwall and I'm in interviews and press shoots all day.

Suffice for now, thanks to everyone else for making up the numbers but hey, don't beat yourselves up about it...if the challenge is to create a toe-curlingly, sphincter-wrenchingly flesh-creepingly awful attempt at funny, and Dvo is out of the country, then lets face it, I'm on pole.

This weeks challenge screeches to a halt on Friday night (22ndMarch), but thats no excuse to put off posting on...

PROCRASTINATE

Posted 2 months ago #
dvo4fun

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7am and this posted 5 hours ago? What time is dawn in Cornwall?

Posted 2 months ago #
Yikes

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no mucking around, here we go ...

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58134

Posted 2 months ago #
Titus

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Me obviously also only an amateurcrastinator - if I were an pro I wouldn't have posted this so promptly:

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58136

Posted 2 months ago #
sigmund

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What time is dawn in Cornwall?

She’s quite early, and just like Rebecca, only 3 miles away.

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godly1966

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I once woke up at the crack of Dawn, nice girl.

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Squudge

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I'll have a go at this tomorrow...

Posted 2 months ago #
weematt

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Neat-o from 4 months ago

Does this count. I realise it is not in the spirit of Procratination as it was entered 4 months ago.

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Al OPecia

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Continuing the cryptic tradition:

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58164&replies=1#post-168632

Posted 2 months ago #
FlashArry

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Recycled from a few days ago
Worth a re-write ?

Posted 2 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I'll do it as soon as I've finished putting off course-work, ironing and cleaning the house from top to bottom.

Posted 2 months ago #
Perks

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I am so tired just thinking of all the things I should have done today.

Posted 2 months ago #
FlashArry

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58182

Posted 2 months ago #
cinquecento

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58187&replies=1#post-168719

Posted 2 months ago #
Perks

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58191&replies=1#post-168743

Posted 2 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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For what it's worth...

Posted 2 months ago #
Titus

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[Duplicate post deleted]

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Squudge

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Trading standards

Posted 2 months ago #
beau-jolly

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My head hurts

Posted 2 months ago #
sigmund

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58247&replies=1#post-168911

Posted 2 months ago #
Idiot

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58251

Posted 2 months ago #
Midfield Diamond

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Vaguely topical

Posted 2 months ago #
godly1966

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I did it.
http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58403

Posted 2 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Genuinely taken me a week to think of something acceptable

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