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Started 3 months ago by John Wiltshire
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John Wiltshire

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Here is the text of the pope's first encyclical, Habebimus Malvinas.

Habebimus, Malvinas! Nos mos invadere in quattuor hebdomadas tempus et caedes omnis homo Jack Britannicae spumae! Nos mos posuerunt capita eorum in baculis et saltare in sepulchris suis! Sacerdotibus nostris damus liberis! Iure debitum reduc nos nostra. ut sues Latine loquor prorsus ignorant ea quae cogitant. Ha ha ha!
Pacem vobis, - nisi sis Anglorum!

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beau-jolly

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RIC (Ridere ingenti clamore)

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AReader

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V stellæ de me

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Nowherefast

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Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum

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beau-jolly

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et penicillorum in naribus tuis?

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Nowherefast

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Quidem ita. Dum currit per viam vociferantes wibble wibble. (Maximum stellas in JW pro cachinno dignus suppriorissa per viam)

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AReader

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Præcipitate gallinaceo in aere....

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Bob

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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit.

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dvo4fun

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Lost my Latin text books. Is there something in here about the Gauls with spears & arrows laying waste the land of my fathers?

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Nowherefast

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@dvo

No sed Gallos hastis clamium Rebecca fuerit sita III milia passuum de terra et patres mei profectis ad ponendam eam

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beau-jolly

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Deus benedixerim google vertendumque

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Nowherefast

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Amen

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Flash! Aa-aaaa!

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All very funny! (My first encyclical became uncomfortable as I grew up because it lasted me from 4 to 11 and then I got my Grandad's old racer - we were poor you see)

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