Members of the college of cardinals were up in arms after losing a game of Scrabble to Pope Francis I yesterday. "It was at the end of the game and His Holiness was left with several high scoring tiles that should have counted against him", claimed Cardinal Roberto di Cavioli, "however, he put down 'QJXWKLZ' and told the rest of us that it was a type of small Argentinan mammal. When we couldn't find it in the dictionary he just claimed he was infallible and that he was therefore the winner".
"It was bad enough when he beat us last week at Trivial Pursuit after claiming that Ozzy Osbourne was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic", went on the cardinal, "We all knew it wasn't true but what can you do you in the face of sheer bloody-minded infallibility?"
