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The Sun's guide to the new Pope

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LensCap

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The new Pope is a catholic - just like the old one. His real name is Jorge but catholics call him Francis the First for short. He lives in a big house in Rome.

Likes

Big hats
Waving from balconies
The Catholic church

Dislikes

Queers and poofters
Condoms
57 soon to be former Cardinals who didn't vote for him

The Sun says: Best of luck Francis. We hope you die on the job and are not a quitter like the last one!

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Bob

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Don't want to blow white smoke up your arse, but this did make me chuckle...

Posted 2 months ago #
Sir Lupus

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spot on!

Posted 2 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Is the Pope a Catholic? Apparently it depends on whether you consider the Roman Catholic church to be a true catholic church or not. Some people refer to it as "the roman mission society" And anyway he's a Jesuit (who were responsible for the gunpowder plot and instrumental in the Spanish Inquisition). On the plus side I believe he does shit in the woods and was never in the Hitler youth. <Edit: the Junta you say. Didn't know that>

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sigmund

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5* I hope he clears up the confusion over 'pray for the children' and 'prey on the children.'

Posted 2 months ago #
John Wiltshire

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His latest pronouncement in Latin is 'Habeus Malvinas.' Someone's getting that translated in English in the next few days...

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