To the tune of "Don't cry for me Argentina"
It wasn't easy
It was quite strange
When they gave me the nod. Now I feel
That I’m going to love
All the things I can do.
I am infallible
All you will see
Is a boy you once knew
Although I’m dressed up to the nines
But now I am lord over you !
Yes, I dealt with the Junta,
I helped them out.
It was that or I was under their heel
So the two priests had to go
Keep them out of the slum.
They lost their freedom
Now I run around telling you what to do
My priests all deserve another chance
But you can’t use condoms at all !
Don't cry for me I'm the pope now
The truth is whatever I tell you
"It took just seven days
To build creation
The Big Bang is just
Imagination"
And as for marriage and as for gays
Is loving each other enough
To make it seem to the world
They are not all in sin.
Then there’s evolution !
Its a made up solution
Only a theory
The fact that its backed up by science
Is trumped by my infallability
Don't cry for me I'm the pope now
Don't cry for me I'm the pope now
The truth is whatever I tell you
"Women are good for
procreation
but just forget
Ordination"
Have I said too much?
I'm a man who's been elected on a fictional book
I wear a hat and cloak
Avada Kedavra
Imperio, crucio
