With all eyes focussed on the Vatican, the reality-tainment industry has been awestruck by the procrastination master class currently being played out by the Cardinals in the Sistine Chapel.
Aaron Hatcher, presenter of popular talent show 'That's Some Weird Shit You Got Going On There', commented
"It's truly awesome - we've maxed out our dramatic tension with a pause of nearly two minutes before the Big Reveal, but these guys are pushing the envelope out to days, and are still hanging. Fabulous effort. And the whole smoke gimmick ? Kudos"
Amos Scherensky, reality TV darling and "Mock the Retard" judge, added "We look like real amateurs against this lot. Hell, they've whipped up the crowd to almost fever pitch and we haven't even seen any of the acts yet"