NewsBiscuit : Reducing lead piping in conservatories results in drop in number of murders

Reducing lead piping in conservatories results in drop in number of murders

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Ian Searle

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According to research by Professor Plum and Dr Black. The findings have been welcomed by the church. "A great step forward" says the Reverend Green.

Posted 3 months ago #
blacklesbian

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I like this. Did you know Cluedo was invented by A Pratt?

Posted 3 months ago #
Gerontius

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Great idea Ian
Lots of potential for a full sub there.
Medium density polyethylene pipe doesn't quite have the same ring.

Posted 3 months ago #
Ian Searle

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If anyone wants to pick this up and run go ahead. I never seem to get it right. I will jot down more ideas later.

Posted 3 months ago #
Truebiscuit

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Funnily enough, I once killed a vicar with a candlestick in the ballroom. We laughed our tits off, it was piss funny.

Posted 3 months ago #
Truebisciut

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Seriously though, this is a good idea, you just need to focus on getting some additional material to expand it. What I do is concentrate really hard, although I stop when poo starts plopping out of my bottom.

Posted 3 months ago #
Ian Searle

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Damn! Wish I'd scrolled down and read the second line sooner!

Posted 3 months ago #
FlashArry

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I once killed a vicar with a candlestick in the ballroom

Occupational hazard in my line of work ...

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